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AS SEEN ON MY TV

evil vain and stupid

Created on 2004-05-03 12:59:15 (#3032577), last updated 2006-10-30

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Name:	Harvest Sniff
Birthdate:	04-29
Location:	cumbridge, United Kingdom
Website:	As Seen on TV stall

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scumfuck,loser,shitsucking,dogfucker,rectum-blasting,pighumping,snotbubbling,dickbreath for breakfast.Faster than a turd in the drain pipe i'll hate your sorry exhistence for wasting skin and hair on such a sad no-mark feltchbrain poodle pus licking lobsterface wimp.Lie down and piss in your mouth yoga,stick leaves up your arse and cry into the evening news whilst recieving donkey sperm into your nosdrils at high pressure from Hugh Lauries old anus shitpump unwashed for years left under the sink covered in mouseshit and OMO.Rot your scabby,crinkling
,farty, lethargic, swollen, sorry,apologetic badger-puke self into a ball of moldy kebab fat ,armpitcheese rinds of crackwhores diahorria and leap into the path of the first Austin Metro driven by a couple of dribbling cretins in burberry caps and white trainers.IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME!

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60's fords, action dolls, airline bags, altars of love, anarchy, andy warhol, arc welding, archaos, as seen on tv, banger racing, bedford buses, beds, biting, bolts, buzzcocks, cambridge, cambridge united, carpet burns, casting, chevrolet impala, closing apertures, crash, cybernetics, damned, dids, dirt, dirty dancing, doughnuts, edie sedgewick, evil gases, fashion accessories, february, fighting, filth, fins, ford torinos, ford zephyrs, ford zodiacs, fruit machines, fucking, gardening, gas welding, gg allin, ghosts, glasgow, gorgias, greyhound racing, grime, gypsies, hallucinagenic mushrooms, hot trousers, housework, ian dury, impala, inventions, iron, j g ballard, jacque tati, jamie reed, jean tinguely, jesus green swimming pool, jimmy smith, john lydon, kings street run, knitting, lager, latex, leopard print, lies, lighting bonfires, london fields, loud noises, lowriders, lydia lunch, maynards sours, medical fetish, mental-mentals, motor mechanics, mutoid waste company, nails, nasal hair, nipple sucking, orgone accumulators, peter blake, pikies, pinball, plastering (external and internal), plethoria, public image limited, punk, raleigh bombers, rivets, roadkill, robert smithson, robotic dancing, robots, romanys, roxy, rubber, screws, sculpture, setscrews, sewing, sex, shaving, shopping trolley chairs, silver jewellery, skeletons, sofas, spanners, spikey women, spinning knives, spitalfields market, sprouting lentils, steel, street markets, studs, sucking viscous liquids, terminal cheesecake, thai food, thailand, turbodiesels, twins, vegetarianism, violet ray machines, vivianne westwood, vomitoria, vultures, waiting, wallpaper, weelies, welding, west chesterton, wheelspins, whipped cream, whitechapel, wine gums, wiring diagrams, wiring looms, wishing, working, workshops, yeah yeah yeahs

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Schools:

Cambridge Arts and Sciences - Cambridge, England - Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
Glasgow School of Art - Glasgow, Scotland - Glasgow, United Kingdom (1984 - 1988)

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